Monday, June 1, 2009

Armor Score 25 Points!

What did I tell you? Saturday's same against the hated Mariners was a outstanding success! The Armor scored 25 points in a game that was dominated from start to finish. RB James Gibson rushed for two touchdowns and K Ben Aguilar kicked a booming 45 yard field goal to lead the Armor to their best performance against the Mariners to date.


Mariners QB EJ Nemeth was running for his life all day, being sacked two times in the process.

"I didn't think it would be such a blowout," said Nemeth. "You come into every game thinking you can win if you make big plays. Hopefully that mentality will work for us next week."

Due to circumstances beyond their control it may be too little, to late to advance to the AIFA playoffs, even with the Armor's outstanding performance. However, Head Coach Daniel James was encouraged by what he saw.

"We scored 25 Points. That's seven more than 18, and six less than 31. It's also divisible by five."

A fourth grade math teacher by day, James often shows off his exceptional math skills.

"If we can find ways to score more points then the other team, then we're going to win. Unless we get disqualified for some reason, then we could loose. Loosing is bad."

The Armor and Mariners will face each other again this Saturday. Tickets are already sold out, but fans are encouraged to buy from scalpers. One things for sure, this weeks game will be HOT HOT HOT. I'm not lying, the Armory doesn't have air conditioning.

3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Greatest update thus far.

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  2. Congratulations on your upcoming ass kicking. This time i will drop you off my shoulders.

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  3. The self-depricating humor in this is fantastic. You have outdone yourself with this latest post.

    "We scored 25 Points. That's seven more than 18, and six less than 31. It's also divisible by five."

    Fucking classic.

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